Your website, your social, your emails - something is not working and you can't put your finger on why.
You've invested countless hours and hard earned dollars, and it's exhausting running around in circles to get marketing shit done. The simplest tasks take fooooor-EVER. And then, crickets. I get it. It's f'in infuriating that as business owners we're so busy doing our business, we don't have the time or energy to build our business. And hiring someone to delegate to (like every self-help biz guru is schleping 24/7) is a never-ending game of Where's Waldo. Good news, you're here.
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Woo! Makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck just thinkin' about it. Why? Cuz, kickin' ass is fun.
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MARKETING ISN'T MAGIC.
IT'S A FORMULA.
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Magic beans marketing solutions that promise to make it rain for your business are bullshit.
What really burns my toast is, the marketing industry is plagued with shysters offering to take your money and disappear behind the curtain only to reappear 6 months later to techysplain away why what they're doing or did is not kicking ass for your bottom line. Pisses me right off.
AND, holy hell my favorite, the tsunami of coaches selling you a one-size fits all course to mold you into marketing masters of your own business "in just 12 weeks"! Those faux-fluencers are slingin' so many magic beans the swarm can be seen from space.
At Kickass Marketing, we make it simple. Nail down what your customers want - and then give it to 'em. No need for a 12-week course. Together, we can get you there in one day. What the f%$#@!&*? Yes, one day to kickass. Because not one business owner have I ever met, wants to wait. So, I listened and fine-tuned my Kickass Marketing tools so I can give my customers what they want - all of it and like yesterday.
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Every small business owner I've met has been sucked into a DIY death swirl.
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